i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE
WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND????
okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg
Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.
Your adventure is beginning, my friend.
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
the pizza guy’s confusion makes this video so brilliant
im still laughing at this
you’re the only one who understands me google
i tried to scroll past i really did
The only known photo of tumblr user pizza
is this one of those “make the person find the thing” things
Is that a knife in your pants or are you just happy to… Oh shit. It is a knife.