fuoco-go:

gendertier:

gendertier:

gendertier:

i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE

WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND???? 

????????

okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg

Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.

Your adventure is beginning, my friend.

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

pandacows:

the pizza guy’s confusion makes this video so brilliant

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

best-of-funny:

X

berepah:

mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

i tried to scroll past i really did

heislikefireburningthroughtime:

karenwalkersliver:

The only known photo of tumblr user pizza

is this one of those “make the person find the thing” things

emily-adomestic:

Is that a knife in your pants or are you just happy to… Oh shit. It is a knife.